Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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