i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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