i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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