The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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