Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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