I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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