I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
My feet surprised me
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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