Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
the day after is always just damage control
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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