oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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