She's JV to your varsity
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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