No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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