you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i came on her dog
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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