Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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