Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
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