we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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