google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
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maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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