Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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