Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
