he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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