p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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