He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
ugly people sure do ruin things
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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