Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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