The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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