just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
COCAINE IS GR8
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