smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I party with great urgency now.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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