Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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