He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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