Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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