can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
whose parrot is this?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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