I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
false alarm. still invincible.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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