Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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