Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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