He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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