Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I think I died a long time ago.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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