Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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