There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other