how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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