And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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