He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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