I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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