i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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