thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
My bed smells like the plague
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