sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
