My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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