actually, I'm a sock model
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
nutella sex= disaster
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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