I want to make a zoo with you.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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