All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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