i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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