in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
either way he was missing a nipple.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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