So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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