Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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