I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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