I cockslap morals
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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