We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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