Little spoons don't ask big questions
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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