Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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