I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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