You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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