You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
and eventually we just all took our pants off
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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