he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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